ABORTMASv2 · the plan, such as it is
scraped off the bottom of a shoe
THE ROADMAP
Most memecoins ship a PowerPoint. We ship a padlock. Everything below is either already done, happening now, or honestly marked as a maybe.
the padlock pops on:
APR 15, 2027
midnight Chicago · 05:00 UTC · 0.00% of the lock elapsed
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DAYS
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HOURS
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MINS
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SECS
Locked: 49,882,109 $ABORTMAS = 4.99% of 1,000,000,000. Sealed 2026-10-06, nothing withdrawn.
THE STINK PHASES
- 01
PULLED FROM THE DUMPSTER
✓ DONE
Minted on pump.fun, listed on Dexscreener, dumped into the open. 1,000,000,000 $ABORTMAS — the mint authority is revoked, so no extra trash can ever be printed.
✓ VERIFIED ON-CHAIN — 1B supply · mint authority revoked · 0% tax
- 02
THE STENCH SPREADS
✓ DONE
Telegram, X and TikTok live. This site got a live price panel, an embedded chart, and a slogan machine that pukes fresh $ABORTMAS lines on request.
✓ VERIFIED ON-CHAIN — t.me/ABORTMASv2 · live chart on Dexscreener
- 03
THE HANDCUFFS (Oct 6, 2026)
✓ DONE
49,882,109 $ABORTMAS — 4.99% of supply — pushed into a Streamflow lock and the key swallowed. Nothing has left the vault since the day it was sealed.
✓ VERIFIED ON-CHAIN — 49,882,109 $ABORTMAS in vault · nothing withdrawn
- 04
ROTTING IN PUBLIC
● HAPPENING NOW
Where it sits right now: daily gross content, community trash contests, slogan drops, and a market cap that smells worse than the dumpster it came from.
- 05
UNLOCK DAY — Apr 15, 2027
? MAYBE
The Streamflow vault opens at midnight Chicago time on Apr 15, 2027. The date and the amount are written into the contract; what the team does with those coins afterwards is their call, not a promise.
✓ VERIFIED ON-CHAIN — unlock epoch 1807765200 = Apr 15, 2027 05:00 UTC
- 06
AFTER THE ROT
? MAYBE
Bigger dumpsters, weirder collabs, and whatever the mob drags in. Nothing here is promised, and anyone who tells you otherwise is holding a different bag.
VERIFIED VS. HAND-WAVING
- Total supply1,000,000,000 $ABORTMAS, mint authority revoked✓ ON-CHAIN
- Transfer tax0% — no transfer-fee extension on the token✓ ON-CHAIN
- Freeze / metadataFreeze authority revoked, metadata locked✓ ON-CHAIN
- Locked amount49,882,109 $ABORTMAS (4.99%) sitting in the Streamflow vault✓ ON-CHAIN
- Unlock dateApr 15, 2027, 05:00 UTC — written into the contract✓ ON-CHAIN
- What happens at unlockNot specified by the contract. Nobody should guess.? UNCONFIRMED
- Marketing spend, listings, exchange plansNot disclosed by the team? UNCONFIRMED
- Price, gains, 'when moon'Not a plan. A mood.? UNCONFIRMED
Checked Oct 6, 2026 against the Solana token record for BmgF…pump and the Streamflow vest account. Figures move only when the chain says so.